just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
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