This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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