I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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