I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
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