Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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