You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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