I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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