I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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