whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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