yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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