it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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