Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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