Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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