I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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