What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
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