...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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