we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Randomize