it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
where does the pee come out of this thing
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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