so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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