She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Randomize
