Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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