I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
she looked like the before picture.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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