He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I just had sex on a roof
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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