I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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