so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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