so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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