I'm really into asian looking animals
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
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