is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
This show inspires me to have sex in space
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
Randomize
