In the future we'll all be gay
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
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