I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
You need a sexual gate keeper
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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