And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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