Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Randomize