Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Dignity is for republicans.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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