Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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