i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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