Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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