I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
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