Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
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