we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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