I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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