yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
You're like the curious george of whores
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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