If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
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