Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
