i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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