He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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