what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
I am one with the molecules
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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