She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
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