Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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