He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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