love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I came so hard my ears popped.
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