Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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