I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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