Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
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