scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Bring me that man meat
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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