She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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